Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I become a mod and delete it.

I wish I could visit Moe's Tavern.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but Moe shoots you for no reason.

I wish that the Simpsons would be faster making new episodes.

 

[Boidoh]

Granted but they suck and had to end the show.

I wish i was

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat you.

I wish I could visit Dark Path.

 

[User4042]

Granted but the real Pinkie Pie murders you.

I wish for Bowsaher would be killed by Rainbows.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, you get killed too.

I wish for something.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But that something is wishing you haven't posted.


I wish that there mas a Video game called:
Mario & My Little Pony & Sonic at the Pony-ville Olympic games.

 

[Bop1996]

Granted, but it is reviewed by AVGN.

I wish for paper cups.

 

[User4042]

Granted, Smasher eats them.

I wish for rainbows

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat them.

I wish I could visit a temple/palace.

 

[Bop1996]

Granted, but Smasher eats you.

I wish for the number seven.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, it's gigantic and crushes you.

I wish Waluigi was more popular.