Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[GalacticPetey]

TIME'S UP!

I wish the Panthers would go to the Super Bowl.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but it's the Cereal Super Bowl, not the Football Super Bowl.

I wish I was a pony.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you are a real life pony and humans ride on you.

I wish for more time to think of a decent wish and it won't run out.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but by the time you get a good wish someone else has already posted.

I wish I was Pinkie Pie.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, you are a pink pie

I wish I had eternal life

 

[Nabber]

Granted, you grow old and frail and can never move while watching every single person you love die.

I wish I was Mason.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but the real Mason kills you

I wish for death and suffering

 

[LN1]

Granted, you get it.

I wish to have an idea of what is happening.

 

[KoopaTroopa]

Granted, but your brain implodes.
I wish I had root beer and water.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, you become drunk and die.
I wish I was Pinkie Pie the pony.

 

[LN1]

Granted, that's the title of a strange thing and you become that, and are destroyed.

I wish for root water.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, that's the title of a strange thing and you become that, and are destroyed.

I wish for root water.

Do you even know who Pinkie Pie is?
Anyway, you drink it and you die.

I wish for someone smart to answer the rest of my posts.

 

[LN1]

Granted, that's the title of a strange thing and you become that, and are destroyed.

I wish for root water.

Do you even know who Pinkie Pie is?
Anyway, you drink it and you die.

I wish for someone smart to answer the rest of my posts.

How do I even start? Well, you see, you never specified you would become a living thing. You only said the name of what you wanted to transform into. Thus, someone named something that, you became that, and you were destroyed. Simple answer.