Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but I eat it

Granted, but you eat the whole pie since you like the taste. Then you explode.

I wish that Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, Baby Peach and Baby Daisy were playable in every spin off released after Mario Kart Wii. And I don't care if you remove every other character.
 
Directly contradicting my wish is classless -.-'

Granted, but Nintendo's Mario Baseball WiiU isn't released in Europe or Australia.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either.
 
Granted, but it makes you super obese.

I wish to have normal dreams.
 
Granted, but you die of boredom.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans.
 
Granted, but they disturb you so much you commit suicide.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption.
 
Don't directly contradict my wish, pls.

Granted, but you are horrible at it.

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption.
 
Granted, but you die in the attempt :evilgrin:

I wish that I have chocolate pie. It is not poisoned, and I get to eat exactly two slices of it, no more, no less, and no one else but me eats the pie. Also, just to be as specific as possible, UM gets no pie either. I also gain no unusual amount of weight from eating the pie or anything afterwards, nor do I become too lightweight afterwards or beforehand due to time shenanigans. I'm also not disappointed by anything prior to or after the pie's consumption. It successfully is made without hitch or unnecessary expense.