Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but it's not how you wanted it.

I wish someone will explain what "modern expressionism" means.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But it means something so bad nobody wants to say it so you are left all alone.

I wish I could speak Yoshi language

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but now you can't read any human languages and you can't come back on these threads anymore.

I wish my name is a palindrome.
I look up what Modern Expressionism is. It's Sybmbology

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you are made fun of in public.

I wish it was the last day.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted. The next day, however, will be the First Day.

I wish that anime and manga will be non-existent.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but Japan would have no culture whatsoever.

I wish I could take Keaton's Quiz.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you go mad trying to complete all the answers until you just Google search it.

I wish there was no Google, Bing, Yahoo, or any other search providers.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it tear up half of the internet.

I wish I was a boss.

 

[Bop1996]

Granted, but while you wait for the hero to find you, you die of boredom.

I wish for Chocolate Pie.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I could have a Mission Report.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but your mission is to be a suicide bomber.

I wish I was a boss.

Granted, but you are Zelda's boss Aquamentus, the first ever Zelda boss and a dragon. First you have bad graphics and then you are terrified of yourself.

I wish that I would get a random superpower.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it's the superpower to shit golden bricks.

I wish I was Vile.