Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but you, your family, and everyone else you care about all suddenly die and I get revived.

I want an indestructable 3DS that returns to me if I haven't touched it for 5 minutes.
 
Granted, but it harms everyone else you care about

I want an indestructable Nintendo 3DS,Super Mario 3D Land, and Mario Kart 7, all of which will come to me if I haven't touched them for five minutes.