Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[OJ Toad]

Granted, You now have 2 options.

A: I Kill all your family members, friends, and people in your city.

B: I Destroy everything related to you.




I wish I had a cookie...

 

[LN1]

Granted, You now have 2 options.

A: I Kill all your family members, friends, and people in your city.

B: I Destroy everything related to you.

That is a bad thing,my wish specifies for nothing bad to come out of my wish,my death was only an example of what not was permitted.

You have to grant it fully but at the same time screw it.Your cookie wish is invalid.

 

[OJ Toad]

Fine..

Granted, your life is so good, you start to wish you didn't make that wish.

 

[LN1]

Now your cookie wish is valid.
The cookie expired a trillion years ago.

I wish for lulz that are actually funny to me.

 

[OJ Toad]

Granted, it was just a blank peice of paper and people thought you were strange because it was nothing funny.

I wish was real...

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but it eats humans, and you're on the menu.

I wish Reggie would kick more ass and take more names.

 

[OJ Toad]

Granted, he kicks your ass and takes your name.

I wish I lived in the Mushroom World...

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but to enter to the border across the Mushroom World, you would have to defeat The Master first.

I wish I knew the Art Of The Dress.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but it is non-existent and nothing happens

I wish that every body would say how awesome is.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but something with all lovers and no haters would be dastardly.

I wish I had an infinite hoard of cupcakes.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but I eat them all.

I wish that Mario was less stereo typical

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I'm more stereotypical instead.

I wish everyone was a brony or pegasister.