Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted. You blow up.

I wish I had a 500-point iQ.

 

[Dr. Shroob]

Your head explodes.

I wish I had a koopa shell.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, Mario shoots you with a fireball.

I wish I could glow.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but your glowing attracts predators

I wish I could enjoy a salad

 

[Dr. Shroob]

The salad tastes good, and so does the poison.

I wish I had 1000000000000 coins.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

(you didn't grant mah wish :[)

Granted, but these coins are only 000000000000.1 of their actual value

I wish I can speak every language fluently

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but a new language is invented that you don't know.

I wish Shadow didn't suck so much.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but he starts chewing

I wish this cheap smiley didn't exist

 

[Kong Rong]

Granted but people are so sad by it's disappearance that they begin to spam the smiley to fill the void
I wish for more cowbell

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but cows chase after you

I wish I had the initiative to make sprites

 

[Kong Rong]

Granted but their really bad
I wish i had god like powers