Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but someone would eat you.

I wish I was Mr. Krabs.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but someone fishes for you.

I wish I was a ghost.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but Luigi uses the Poltergust 3000 on you.

I wish I was F.L.U.D.D.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you get destroyed.

I wish I was a Boss.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but Bowser would be better in comparison.

I wish I was Ganondorf.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you already are.

I wish I was Pinkie Pie.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you'd be pink.

I wish I was Patrick.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you'd be obese. (I wouldn't care if I was pink.)

I wish I could have epic music.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but The final boss music of SMS is way more epic.

I wish I was blue.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you have to listen to the song Blue World everyday.

I wish I was Major Burrows.

 

[Mariorules25]

wish granted,but you get defeated by mario and die

i wish was and

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but he's in a state of depression and commits suicide.

I wish I could dig underground.