Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you'd abuse your powers.

I wish I was Kirby.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you become pink.

I wish I could transport anywhere instantly.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you forget how to use your powers.

I wish I was King Dedede.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you smash your house.

I wish I was Dimentio.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you'd be defeated by Mario.

I wish I was a TAC.

 

[Nabber]

Granted and as an added bonus, you get to see the insides of Kirby's body.
I wish I knew what it was like down there.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it'd be disgustin'.

I could capture a Wild Pokémon.

 

[Nabber]

Granted but its a Squirtle.

 

[UltraMario]

Your wish? I wish I could go underground.

 

[Nabber]

Granted but you get buried there.
I wish I had Portal 3. <3

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it doesn't exist.

I wish I could go down a Warp Pipe.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you would warp into a murderer's house.

I wish I could get anything for free.