Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[MCS]

Granted but you get shot.

I wish Um spelled Cataquacks right

 

[UltraMario]

Grated, but I just did.

I wish I was Kalle Demos.

 

[MCS]

Granted, but another guy stabs you.

I wish you would stop misspelling words.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but he still does.

I wish I was Shadow Mario

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but Bowser Jr. kills you.

I wish I could hustle for pride.

 

[MCS]

Granted, but then you get tackled.

I wish.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but nothing happens.
I wish you for Willy Wonka to be my personal slave.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but he mistakes you for chocolate and eats your arms and legs.

I wish I played in the NBA.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but the players confuse you for a punching bag and kill you.
I wish I was steamed and served with a side of melted butter.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you die.

I wish I was a power hungry fool.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you end up killing people with your power

I wish I was Petey Piranha.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I'd outmatch you with my gigantic arms o' death.

I wish It's a Small World would stop playin' through my head.