Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Nabber]

Granted, but the diet is one to gain more weight.
I wish life was a cake.

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

Wish granted but life is a cake until you marry one so you get arrested for marrying a cake.

I wish that made sense.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but it still doesn't make cents.
I wish that there were sane people in this world.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but for every sane person is this world, 2 insane people are created.

I wish I had either Pokemon Diamond or Pearl.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but they have a Missing No. in it.

I wish I could rave at some random club.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but it's a golf club.
I wish I was a wizard.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but there would be an angry mob.

I wish I could visit Banjo Land.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but you get bored by all the banjo players.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but again, you'd crash into a tree.
I wish I could fly.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you'd crash into a concrete wall.

I wish I could visit Click Clock Wood.

 

[-----]

You get to visit it, but die in a few seconds because you only have 1 life left, and the enemies there kill you. I wish I had Fairy Godparents! ohwait

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I'm alreadeh grantin' ya wishes.

I wish I was Guile.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but you don't get any of his moves and skills.
I wish for an ice cream cake.