Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, they're all poisoned.

I wish how to find teh black apple in Chapter 7-3.
 
Granted. Chapter 7-3 is located in former Northeast Asia, and as everybody knows, in Soviet Russia, black apple eats YOU!!

I wish I had an accordion
 
I clearly said "an accordion", not "one half of an accordion".
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Granted, but they kill each other.

I wish that Nintendo made an RTS game.
 
Granted, they think RTS stands for really titanic slobs, and they make a game about fat, messy eaters.

I wish abbreviations didn't exist.
 
granted half of the things we say wouldn't exist.

I wish for a fried mudkip
 
granted our comic sucks.

I wish my sprites were done
 
granted its bad

I wish I had a pet rossela(AUSSIE BIRD)
 
granted the devil comes up with a pitchfork and stabs you

I wish for a good comic idea