Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Smiddle said:
Granted. Your mom is so annoying now.

I wish that YOU!!

Granted. You're thrown into a rocket heading to Soviet Russia.

I wish for a fish.
 
Granted. It's a Boss Bass and eats you.

I wish Galaxy came out in Europe the day after tomorrow. (toworrow's a holiday, ya know)
 
Granted. It breaks two seconds after you switched it on.

I wish the Koopalings appear in Galaxy, along with Bowser jr.
 
Granted. Teh other Koopalings also do :o .
I wish jr. was more popular.
 
Granted. It becomes so beautiful that you stare at it for the rest of your life and doesn't eat, sleep or anything.

I wish I had some moar Weird Al albums.
 
Since I stuck you on a rocket to Soviet Russia, Weird Al albums now have YOU!!

I wish that I had a Wii that was impossible to break, and would still play normally, and would play all Wii games.
 
granted every nintendo lover tries to steal it in the end I get it

I wish i had a Wii
 
Granted. But Nintendo decided to release no more games and those which are already released are sold out forever. *cough*

I wish I knew how to solve Chapter 3-3 in SPM.