Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Smiddle]

Granted. It grabs its machine gun and shoots you.

Í wish there was a spoon

 

[Snack]

Granted, but you are the spoon.

I wish that I could hire a taxi in Moscow without the driver pilling a Russian Reversal on me... D:

 

[3Dejong]

Granted, but you are the spoon.

I wish that I could hire a taxi in Moscow without the driver pilling a Russian Reversal on me... D:

Granted. he pulls the OPPOSITE of a Russian Reversal, which is even WORSE that a Russian Reversal.

Wait, why are you in MOSCOW OF ALL PLACES? Is there a McDonalds?

I wish for a Baskin Robbins right outside my door.

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

Granted, but they have none of the 31 flavors.

I wish my Userpage was AWESOME.

 

[3Dejong]

Granted, but it's still not as awesome as mine.

I wish for a large, tame cephalopod.

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

Granted, but it dies on contact.

I wish for a ceolocanth.

 

[3Dejong]

A bunch of evolutionist professors come to your door and confiscate it.

I wish for a large bowl of corn flakes that would never get soggy, ever.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Granted, it has no milk.

I wish I had a life and that the genie knew the definition of life so that he could not not grant my wish for that reason. :P

 

[crystalking]

granted, nothing happens



I wish for sonic to come to life w/out any enemy's comming w/ him

 

[Dodoman]

He does, but he then commits genocide and the world ends.

I wish for a wish of wishly wishness that wishes to wish to be a good wish and keep me wished for my wish-filled wish life.

 

[Dodoman]

Granted. Someone is a hypocrite and they are forced to watch your death. You're over.
*Nice typo. >_>*

I wish that Mark Twain was named Tark Mwain.

 

[ShyGuy27]

The genie is confused and he kills you.

I wish I wished for wishes of a wishy washy superduperwishy wish origin.

 

[Dodoman]

The genie kills YOU for copying me. -_-

I wish that pie tasted like cake.