Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Snack]

Granted, but it isn't Corn Flakes.

I wish... For a ham.

 

[crystalking]

granted, it is too big and heavy and crushes you


I wish for this wish to never not ever come true in a thousand years

 

[Snack]

Granted... But it comes true in a thousand and one years.

I wish I was a character in the Arabian Nights book.

 

[crystalking]

granted, you are an enemy and sonic kills you


I wish I was sonic.

 

[Snack]

Granted... But you are Sonic... In SONIC LABYRINTH!

I wish I WASN'T Sonic in Sonic Labyrinth.

 

[crystalking]

granted, you are the bunny they were originally going to use


I wish i was sonic not from sonic Labyrinth or the bunny they were going to use

 

[Snack]

Granted... You are Wayoshi, and everyone hates you.

I wish... I wish I was a wish!

 

[crystalking]

granted, you never existed


I wish smiddle would stop luigi from playing the accordian

 

[Dodoman]

Granted, but you are a lousy wish and you're never wished.

I wish my wish was a wish of wishiness.

 

[crystalking]

the person granting the wish is confuzzled and apslodes


I wish for sonic to be real

 

[Snack]

Granted... But Eggman is real two and blows you and Sonic up.

I wish Uniju would stop listening to emo music... Pretty soon he is going to even have that bit of hair over his eye!

 

[Dodoman]

All he does is run around you in circles and say "I'm Sonic I'm fast I'm awesome I totally rule ifsomeonetouchesyouandyou'reuncomfortableTHATSNOGOOD I'm Sonic I'm fast I'm awesome I totally..."
And you asplode.

I wish asplode was a proper word.

 

[Snack]

Granted... But "Capupplesnuff" is too.

I wish for more wishes!