Good wishes aren't always good wishes

ChaosNinji said:
Uhhh... Granted?
Quoth the Nelson:
HAW-HAW!

Granted, but you miss out on awesome retardation.

I wish I could make better retarded artwork.
 
granted the wish monster murders you for some reason

I wish people were not mean to me just cos I am a dino fanatic
 
The genie thinks you mean a big tank of water, and you are stuck drinking it for all of eternity.

I wish I was a genie.
 
granted you get trapped in a magic lamp.

I wish I had SMG and SSBB
 
Shigeru Miyamoto demands they both be cancelled at the last minute. You become an outcast.

I wish I could live in the Mushroom Kingdom.
 
granted a pihrana plant eats you

I wish people thought my banner is good
 
Granted, it lasts for a split second.

I wish SY10 knew where the | key was.
 
granted I forget.

I wish I had made this wish in caps locks
 
The next day your Caps Lock and Shift keys go missing.

I wish SY10's banner didn't suck.
 
granted yours starts to suck