Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Stop ruining it Zeldaish! Did you even read the rules for this game?

I wish Zeldaish would read the rules for this room.
 
granted mario kills you.

I wish Jurassic Park 4 was out right now and I was watching it right now.
 
Granted. You instead have five book reports to do on your online language tutor which suddenly materialized.

I wish I did not have a headache.
 
3dejong said:
Granted. You instead have five book reports to do on your online language tutor which suddenly materialized.

I wish I did not have a headache.

Granted, then you would not have anything to wish for.
I wish I had a glass of water
 
The genie deceives you and gives you a craptastic wish.

I wish I could eat Zess T.'s Shroom Crepe.