Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted but you are imprisoned on the Spam Vault (?)

I wish to never hear again that silly song with C

Spoiler

Actually nobody knows what song is, hahaha

 

[qrs22]

Wish grant. You have a sillier, more annoying song stuck in your head now.

I wish a girl would like me for who I am.

 

[Lily x]

granted but its me(jk)
I wish for a 3ds, in purple!!!

 

[Ultramariologan]

Granted, but you are in jail.

I wish I made my own company.

 

[Lily x]

Granted but its a butt wiping company
I wish for everything good

 

[gliscor885]

Granted, but suddenly everything goes terribly wrong.

Try to mess this up. I wish I had an invincible dolphin and nothing can go wrong with this wish.

 

[MCD]

Granted. You walk into the dolphin and die, while eating an extra delicious ice cream and not seemingly caring much.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, you didn't wish for anything.

I wish that I could fly.

 

[Lily x]

Granted but a buzzard murders you.
I wish for everything

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but you're crushed by all your everything.

I wish... god dammit, I can't think of anything.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but your wish fails because you have cursed.

I wish to know when the hell is going to start WOWP Season 4 in Latin America