Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Alphaclaw11]

I'm feeling generous

SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS

I wish others were feeling equally generous.

i became generous and sell your house to the poor
i wish someelse wishes something not about me

 

[Lario]

Sorry but we did

I wish I didn't wish again!

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

Granted, You can't wish again. EVER.

I wish I had a Segway.

 

[Lario]

You say "BLAHBLAHBLAH!"

I wish I can't stop wishing!!!

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

TOO BAD. YOU CAN'T WISH. REMEMBER?

I wish I was the most popular person here.

 

[Lario]

Noone likes you and prefers users that don't have one edit

I wish I didn't wish that wish about that wish!!!!

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

Granted, 'cause I don't know what you said.

I wish the world would ASPLODE.

 

[Lario]

You ASPLODED

I wish I wish I wish I wished.

 

[Smiddle]

Granted, but you die for some reason.

I wish that I found out how to work this thing.

 

[Smiddle]

Granted. They make a character named Bowser Sr. who has exactly the same amount of suckage.

I wish that this sentence is false.

 

[Alphaclaw11]

Granted. They make a character named Bowser Sr. who has exactly the same amount of suckage.

I wish that this sentence is false.

then it changes to
I wish that this sentence was true
making the new sentence true

I wish the next wish was this wish

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

Granted, you make a paradox with that sentence and the world implodes.

I wish Petey and King Boo would fight.

 

[Alphaclaw11]

granted but Petey wins and there is no more kin boo or boos so Petey doesn't have a partner
i wish someone else wishes

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

Granted, you wish my wish, which is that I RULE THE WORLD. BWHAHAHAHA!!!

I wish I RULED THE WORLD. BWHAHAHAHA!!!