Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Lumastar]

Granted. Your system sucks you into the game and you die in the current chapter.

I wish that Mewtwo would return in Smash 4 as a playable character.

 

[3D Player 2004]

Granted, he is the only remaining Pokemon (no Sceptile or Jigglypuff).

I wish that Sceptile was in Smash 4 as a playable Character.

 

[YuruNex]

Granted, he's absolutely awful

I wish for a brick to be thrown at something that isn't me

 

[3D Player 2004]

Granted, it is thrown at your house and your house collapses on you and you die.

I wish I could change Mario Kart 8's roster right now.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. You make it bad.

I wish Sceptile will never be in SSB4.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Ivysaur is the last Pokémon rep.

I wish that Dark Bowser was an alternate costume for Bowser in Smash 4.

 

[Giga12]

Granted, he dies in one hit.

I wish a new F-Zero was made.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. The fans and critics hate it.

I wish Mario Kart 8 was playable on 3DS.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. It sucks compared to the Wii U version.

I wish Ridley was playable in SSB4

 

[Lumastar]

Granted, he dies in one hit.

How does a palette swap make Bowser die in one hit?

Granted. It sucks compared to the Wii U version.

I wish Ridley was playable in SSB4

Granted. He's only playable in the Wii U-exclusive Boss Fighters mode.

I wish that Kamek was playable in Mario Kart 9.

 

[Giga12]

Granted. He's the worst character in the game.

I wish I could survive being run over by a car.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. You get many injuries and live an awful life.

I wish the Drosh emoticon was back.