Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Mike Wheeler]

Granted, you get so excited that you can't think straight, wishing for terrible things.
I wish I could meet Axel Blaze in person.

 

[3D Player 2004]

Granted, he kills you.

I wish Little Mac wasn't in SSB4.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. Instead we have Doc Louis.

I wish Wii Fit Trainer wasn't in SSB4.

 

[Giga12]

Granted. Instead we have CD-i Link.

I wish Sonic wasn't in SSB4.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. Instead we have Sanic.

I wish Mega Man wasn't in SSB4.

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, you get Pink Gold Man

I wish that I could get 100% on every video game ever.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, they all delete your progress when you get there.

I wish I could get off my rear and have a life.

 

[SKmaric]

Granted, but you can never do anything even remotely related to when you didn't have a life, including communicating with new friends through the internet.

I wish I could have at least one day where there is technically nothing wrong with me.*

Spoiler

In case you misunderstood that, I'm mainly talking about things like physical illnesses like the common cold and such.

 

[Mintiously]

Granted, but you get so sick of not being sick Yoshi ate you, and you died


I wish Peach and Daisy switched lives

 

[Mike Wheeler]

People hate Daisy even more.
I wish King Harkinian was in SSB4, and his Final Smash was Dinner Blaster.

 

[Mintiously]

ANSWER THE QUESTION IDIOT

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. But there wasn't enough food for breakfast.

I wish the internet was free of vandalism.