Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[RedShell]

Granted, but you don't realise you are therefore lose lung capacity and, uh, die.

I wish we could all be friends.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But then others are jealous, and we are assassinated

I wish that good wishes are always good wishes

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, but you don't realise you are therefore lose lung capacity and, uh, die.

I wish we could all be friends.

Wut.

Granted, but bad wishes are always bad wishes, and a bad wish for us to die makes us all die.

I wish I could produce anvils.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But then you couldn't control it, and suffocate yourself with anvils

I wish that good wisher are always good wishes, and bad wishes are never bad wishes, for bad wishes cannot be made without the genie said "OH HEEEELL NO!"

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, but genies learn to swear, and grant bad wishes because eff you they kinda have to. The only things you can't wish for are love, resurrection, and more wishes remember. ANYWAY, the genies start granting bad wishes and the world ends. Phew.

I wish I was the god of sus.

 

[marioman1213]

Granted, but sus doesn't exist, so technically, neither do you.

I wish Geno was in SSB4.

 

[Giga12]

Granted, but only as a stiff, static doll.

I wish Dark Pit was in SSB4.

 

[marioman1213]

Granted, but in the game, he sucks.

I wish Dixie Kong was in SSB4.

 

[Giga12]

Granted, but as a trophy.

I wish Goku and Shrek were not in SSB4.

 

[marioman1213]

Granted, but Vegeta and whatever that donkey's name is are.

I wish Shadow wasn't in SSB4.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But then tails, knuckles, and eggman get in and act as team characters

I wish that this wish was infallible

 

[marioman1213]

Granted, but that is impossible, as thus the wish is invalid and doesn't come true.

I wish all of my favorite Nintendo characters got into SSB4.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But then they all suck

I wish that I was amazing