Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[RedShell]

Granted, but then your SD card explodes when the download is finished.

I wish I could fly in a cloud.

 

[User4042]

Granted, but Mario steals it.

I wish enemies were less common in Bravely Default (I bought it on cartridge).

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but they're 50x harder

I wish I was taller

 

[Duskull]

Granted, but you grow too tall and are shunned from civilization

I wish I had an awesome monocle.

 

[User4042]

Granted, but it falls off like .

I wish I was smarter.

 

[RedShell]

Granted, but you're stuck on 1+1. You can do it all else.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Y U NO WISH FOR TEENGS

I wish and I were friends in real life.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But he eats you

I wish that Yoshis went extinct

 

[User4042]

Granted, but nothing happens since Yoshis are fictional.
I wish I had more stamina.

 

[RedShell]

You run so fast you crash into a cliff and die.
I wish Ghasts were not in Minecraft.

 

[User4042]

Granted, but they come back when you swap the difficulty back to Easy/Normal/Hard.

I wish I didn't have this headache.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but now you have a stomachache.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

To obtain world peace: kill everyone.


Please let me sleep...