Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but no one finds it because your account isn't popular enough.

I wish I had a giant hammer that I could bonk people with.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, you are sued by Fix-It Felix for ripping him off.

I wish I had a Lightning Jam

 

[GrammarYoshi]

Granted, but Pearl Jam destroys it.

I wish I had a well.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

granted, you fall in it

i wish i was a mario kart racer

 

[NSY]

Granted but you died in a crash

I wish I could fly

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

granted, you turn into a cy-bug and are lured to your death


i wish for a chili dog

 

[Recon-Seven]

Granted, but it sold out very quickly.

I wish if anime has more crying screen. (This is what I'm thinking for)

 

[chillv]

Granted, you see only screens with crying

I wish I was the nicest person in the world

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

granted, nobody appreciates you

i wish chuggaaconroy uploaded more often

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but then he uploads so much that you can't possibly keep up.

I wish for more .

 

[Recon-Seven]

Granted, but it is misused in wrong way.

I wish if everyone was Fawlful-ized.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

that's a bad thing.....





i wish for a pot of gold.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

that's a bad thing.....

no, it's a wonderful thing

granted, it has a bomb in it

i wish for coffee

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

granted, but you spill the piping hot coffee on your everything




i wish for more wishes

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

granted, you get hit on the head with the word "wish" carved in stone multiple times

i wish for cheese

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

granted, but it expired years ago




i wish for as my bodyguard

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but he kidnaps you.

I wish I could draw better.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but people steal your art

i wish i was king

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

King of the Dorks.



I wish for an unique model of an AR card for the 3DS.

 

[SKmaric]

Granted, but your 3DS's camera lens break.

I wish there was more irony in this world. (i have no idea what i just posted)

 

[Spiky Topps]

Granted, but you understand none of the irony. Ironically.

I wish that I was amazing at every game I played

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you don't play and games.


I wish for a huge bomb to fall on my enemies.

 

[Spiky Topps]

Granted, but the blast burns your face off.

I wish that I was God.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

God of the Dorks.


I wish that I had a little Goomba as a friend.

 

[Spiky Topps]

Granted, but you accidentally step on him on the first day and he dies.

I wish I could breathe fire.