Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[PrincessOfPeaches]

Granted. You destroy 9-volt's den... And everyone in the den dies...

I wish I could heal myself both mentally and physically...

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

granted, you outlive humanity and feel alone for the rest of time

i wish i could shoot lasers out of my eyes

 

[chillv]

Granted. You destroy 9-volt's den... And everyone in the den dies...

I wish I could heal myself both mentally and physically...

Granted, you heal yourself mentally and physhically in your mind

Also, me and the other monsters are and are invinvincible so we don't die.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

I totally didn't already respond to that post...
Also "mortal" means you can die

In that case, I kill you. If you are not dead, I wish for you to be. My wish must be granted, so you start over as a human. You can't disrupt the flow of the game by referring to something you wished for multiple posts ago. We've moved on.

Now,

i wish i could shoot lasers out of my eyes

let us continue

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, as a side-effect, you go blind.

I wish I could go Super Sonic Racing.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, you go so fast you burn out to just your shoes.

I wish I was the emperor of the universe who every other being serves.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, it's just a 1-day term.

I wish Machinima was banned from YouTube.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but you get banned as well.

I wish I had a taco.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, I eat it.

I wish I could party hard.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, you party hard, get drunk, lose all your friends and money, and end up in a street corner begging for beer money.

I wish was my slave

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but he won't take your shit. It's his year after all.

I wish I could join the Quad City DJs

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, you then get replaced.

I wish 's would stampede all over and .