Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Fawful said:
Granted, everything you have disappears, and you have nothing.

I wish for pizza
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Granted, it has anchovies on it.

(I got everything back so the wish wore off)

I wish for a scratching pose.
 
Granted! Here you go:

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I wish Peach would stop getting kidnapped
 
Granted, mario keeps getting kidnapped

I wish for a scratching pose that you "scratch your claws" on like the cats have.
 
Fawful said:
u mean scratching post

Granted, but cats mob you for it.

I wish i ruled the world
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Granted, you rule the world in your imagination

I wish I had a den to sleep in (remember that I wished to be a monster so I still am)
 
granted, there are other monsters in the den, then your monster wish wears off and they eat you

i wish i ruled the real world, not in my imagination
 
Fawful said:
granted, there are other monsters in the den, then your monster wish wears off and they eat you

i wish i ruled the real world, not in my imagination
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You rule the "real" world in you imagination

I wish I was a monster permanently
 
granted, you lose your sanity and spend the rest of your life as a savage beast with no concept of anything human

i wish i could turn others to stone
 
Granted, you turn yourself into stone before the wish went into place.

Fawful said:
granted, you lose your sanity and spend the rest of your life as a savage beast with no concept of anything human
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You just granted my wish and made it better. I wanted to lose my sanity and spend the rest of my life as a savage beast with no concept of anything human. I don't have anything else to wish for. I will now only grant wishes and not wish for anything else. This time it is final unless I decide something else.

So far I have a scratching pose and a den with some other monsters in it to keep me company. I also have sharper fangs that eventually grew back when they fell to pieces and I ate those cats that went at me for my scratching post. *runs into the wild* (again)