Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, they absorb your vital energy, and kills you.


I wish for The Millenium Earl to be real.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, I kill him.

I wish I could visit Angel Island Zone.

 

[chillv]

Your stranded there with no food to eat.

I wish I had fur all over my body.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, you have fleas.

I wish there was food to eat in the Angel Island Zone.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, it's poisoned.

I wish I could complete a project without my mother erasing all my work by restarting the damn computer!!!

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, I delete it instead.

I wish I could do a Sonic Rainboom.

 

[chillv]

granted! You crash into a building

I wish to have the fleas removed and be invincible to fleas.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, you are attacked by wasps, and you are allergic.

I wish the Neon Pegasus were real.

 

[chillv]

Granted, you are attacked by wasps, and you are allergic.

I wish the Neon Pegasus were real.

Granted, you get kicked by one

I wish that I was invincible to anything and everything and had no weaknesses or allergies.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, you're invincible to the words Anything and Everything.

I wish for more .

 

[chillv]

Granted, you're invincible to the words Anything and Everything.

I wish for more .

Granted, they stampede you

I wish to be a monster.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, I brainwash you and you work for me.

I wish I had a kart.

 

[chillv]