Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you want more, so you go steal some, and then, JAIL!!!


I wish for more Paper Mario games that are not crap like SS

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but they are all sold out before you get them.

I wish I had a kitten.

 

[BowserJunior]

Granted, it kills you in your sleep.

I wish Mario and Luigi would just give up.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, Wario and Waluigi take their place.

I wish I piloted a giant indestructible robot that has many weapons.

 

[BowserJunior]

Granted, it blows up with you in it.

I wish I had koopatrol armor.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but it's uncomfortable and is really hard to get off.

I wish I had infinite wishes that come true without anything negative happening to me or anyone in the world, causing world peace.

 

[BowserJunior]

Granted, isn't fawful a bad guy? Why d'ya want world peace?

I wish I was invincible.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, isn't fawful a bad guy? Why d'ya want world peace?

I wished for that so it would be hard to make it bad.

Granted, humanity dies out, you're the only living thing alive and you're alone for eternity.

I wish became an abusive father.

 

[BowserJunior]

Granted, I quickly become an abusive son

I wish I had a YouTube account.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but you get banned.

I wish would treat better.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but then comes along and rides .

I wish I baked me a cake.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but it spoils.

I wish would appear more often.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but she is mostly in my dungeon.

I wish

would appear more often.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but he gets killed.

I wish 's hair was pink.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but he gets mad at you for wishing that and pounds you.

I wish I had muscles.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but you get so many you look disturbing.

I wish was more popular than .

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but gets jealous, goes

and takes over Luigi's Mansion

I wish I had cool shades

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, you get cool Shaydes for friends.

I wish for an Ultra Shroom.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, before you can use it, a Bandit steals it and runs.

I wish I my army was 5x bigger and all loyal to me.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but your army overpopulates.

I wish I could see what was under a Shy Guy's mask.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, it's Weegee.

I wish I ruled the world.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, you rule the world... of nothing.

I wish I had a Poltergust 5000.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but you get killed, become a ghost, and get sucked into it.

I wish for the title of His Excellency, Ruler of the Interdimensional Empire of the Universe, Supreme Lord Fawful.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but your power is taken away by your mother.

I wish I had fury.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but your fury is A) inferior to mine and B) causes you to have a heart attack.

I wish got his own game.