Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

Granted, you already can...

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Dark Fawful

I wish I had a Famicom Disk System.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but it's warranty expires.

I wish I had some milk and cookies.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, they are poisonous.

I wish it would rain tacos.

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[UltraMario]

Granted, I eat them.

I wish I had Kid Icarus.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but it's so hard you destroy it out of frustration.

I wish I had money.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, it is all set on fire.

I wish I was at McDonalds.

 

[BowserJunior]

Granted, I eat them.

I wish I had more PM's.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, your inbox is flooded with spam from trolls.

I wish I had an Ultra Hammer.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but it falls on your head.

I wish for more .

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, I eat them all.

I wish I could have some coffee at The Roost.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but they run out of coffee beans while they're making yours.

I wish for equal rights for 's.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, they're treated no better than Waluigi.

I wish I could go to Tom Nook's Store.

 

[BowserJunior]

Granted, they're sold out.

I wish we weren't limited to 5 smilies.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted. Bowser burns them all.

I wish I were eating a chocolate cookie that is not poisoned, a bomb, or anything dangerous.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I was Solid Snake.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, you become a rock-solid python.

I wish people were more .

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, everyone sues you and you become dirt-poor.

I wish Santa Claus came every day to give me presents.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but you're on a permanent naughty list.

I wish would stop getting kidnapped by or .

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but she gets kidnapped by

.

I wish I was muscular.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, you turn into

.

I wish I was the Fresh Prince.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you get so fresh that you freeze.


I wish for infinite knowledge.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but your brain gets so big it explodes.

I wish I had a Crystal Star.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but it's the fake one on Rawk Hawk's belt, and he pounds you and takes it back.

I wish I had infinite chicken sandwiches.

 

[BowserJunior]

Granted, it turns out you're allergic to chicken.

I wish nothing bad would happen in my next wish.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but you're a bad guy, and don't like that.

I wish I were eating chocolate ice cream that is not dangerous in anyway and no one else can eat because I'm already eating.