Good wishes aren't always good wishes

you get EVERYTHING!

i wish i had a 3ds
 
Granted, but the next day you slip in some dog poop and then impale yourself on the Four Sword, which, by the way, exists again tomorrow.

I wish that I was immune to Koopa shells.
 
Granted. But then you get spiked from underneath.

I wish Game Sync didn't run out of energy on Pokémon B/W2