Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[marioman1213]

Oh gosh.

I wish I was a Roserade and something WOULDN'T eat me.

 

[Brock]

Oh gosh.

I wish I was a Roserade and something WOULDN'T eat me.

Granted. You are a Roserade. Lawn mower used cut.

I wish I was a mudkip plox.

 

[LN1]

Granted, but you get hit by a No Guard Machamp's hacked Sheer Cold.

I wish for pie that doesn't explode or kill me or harm me or anybody I care about in any way, shape, form, time or space.

 

[Snifit on Stilts]

Okay, It harms you instead.

I wish the chances of finding a shiny Pokemon was 1/8000

 

[Shoko]

Granted, but you're still not lucky enough to find one.

I wish that the next poster won't mess up my wish.

 

[2257]

hi everyone

 

[Brock]

@yoshikong granted: your wish was wasted by 22.

@22 grantes: i greet you hello and fine you 200 dollars for passing go.

i wish mudkips were immune to 1hit kos.

 

[RandomYoshi]

Granted, but the attack hits you instead.

I wish mornings were banned.

 

[Brock]

granted but i still wish you good morning and ask how your nap was even when it's not morning.

i wish i was a mudkip who could not be one hit koed.

 

[LN1]

Granted, but because of the fact it's caused by its new ability(Sturdy), a Mold Breaker Haxorus uses Grass Knot and it gets one hit koed anyways.

I wish that my sentence wasn't so long and it still meant the exact same thing.

 

[RandomYoshi]

Granted, but nobody read it because they've already read it.

I wish for every alarm clock to be destroyed.