Dumb Laws

[Zero777]

Florida, U.S.) It is illegal to kiss your wife's breasts

 

[ralphfan]

Illinois - The English language is not to be spoken.

 

[SmartGuy]

^ You made that up. English is the official language in Illinois. It's spoken by by 80% of the population. Even if it is a law, it's obviously never enforced.

 

[ralphfan]

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/illinois

Texas - It is illegal to sell one's eye.

 

[ShyGuy27]

US) Homicide is illegal.

Seriously.

 

[ralphfan]

North Carolina - It’s against the law to sing off key.

(Full text of the law.)

 

[SpinyMaster347]

In NY, no throwing a ball at someone's head for fun.

 

[ralphfan]

Florida - It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

In Champaign, Illinois, no peeing in your neighbor's mouth.

 

[Zero777]

Texas - It is illegal to sell one's eye.

I already said that one

Oklahoma, U.S.) Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state

 

[SpinyMaster347]

You can be fined in China for having over 1 child.

 

[ralphfan]

Ohio - It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.

(Full text of the law.)

 

[SpinyMaster347]

That fu**ing immigration in Arizona.

 

[ralphfan]

Virginia - It is illegal to tickle women.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

People who make ugly faces at dogs can get fined and / or even jailed in Oklahoma.

 

[ralphfan]

Baltimore, MD - No person who is a “tramp” or “vagrant” shall loiter in any park at any time.

 

[Zero777]

Tennessee, U.S.) It is illegal to fish with a lasoe

 

[ralphfan]

Louisiana - It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers.

 

[Zero777]

Kentucky, U.S.) It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow

 

[SpinyMaster347]

In Indiana, Pi has to 3.

 

[Zero777]

In Indiana, Pi has to 3.

Great grammer, and that is already said

Ohio, U.S.) No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the 4th of July

 

[unit4545]

Texas: If 2 trains are coming towards eachother on the same track, niether one shall move until one passes the other.

 

[Zero777]

Canada) If you have a water trough in your front yard it must be filled by 5 AM

 

[unit4545]

Ontario, Canada: It is illeagal to make butter and maragrin look alike.

 

[Zero777]

Ontario, Canada: It is illeagal to make butter and maragrin look alike.

Already said

Kansas, U.S.) Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats