Dumb Laws

Florida, U.S.) It is illegal to kiss your wife's breasts
 
^ You made that up. English is the official language in Illinois. It's spoken by by 80% of the population. Even if it is a law, it's obviously never enforced.
 
Oaktown Mojo said:
Texas - It is illegal to sell one's eye.
I already said that one

Oklahoma, U.S.) Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state