Twilight...

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Seems so long ago.
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I dislike this franchise, and I hate the fans even more. However, I have plans to read the first book in the series just for the lulz. I've heard about many flaws in them.
 
I might eventually read the books. I like reading. But for all I care, their fans can GO TO HELL. Seriously...vampires don't get all romantic. If they ever seduce someone, it would be to lure them into their castle to then be devoured.
 
I remember back before they made the movies, Twilight didn't even have any fans. Is it just me, or did people make the movie just because a lot of people knew about it, without realizing that the thing that everyone knew about it was that it sucked?
 
Without all the fangirls Twilight would just be a mediocre romance novel. Fangirls included it is a sin upon mankind.
 
Most of the people who read the books before it was released in movies were smart. Once it got into movies, the whole fangirl thing started.

There was something on The Soup that caused Joel McHale to say "That's more backwards than Twilight watching fat girls."

Know what else? Before the movies, the people who read the books knew how to spell Twilight. Now 50% of the people spell it as Twighlight. WTF?
 
I had a friend who read Twilight I just remembered

it was before the movies

after the movies came out people asked him about it and he was all "I READ TWILIGHT DURH HUR URDDS"

He's a pretty funny guy
 
If you read it before the movies, that's OK. If you read it after you saw the movies, screw you. If you read it after the movies came out and you didn't see the movies and you just wanted to see how crappy the book is, that's good.
 
Toadbert said:
Since when did vampires have super strength and super jumping and that stuff
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They had super strength in the original Dracula novel, though this was a minor detail.

The rest is just bullshit.
 
Twilight paraphrased: "I love you, but when you bleed, I wanna kill you!"

Um...is that some sort of turn-on for him or something?