Make an excuse for losing in the above video game.

Lario

Seems so long ago.
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he/him
Yeah, this is like another thread, but I want to be more sepcific...

Super Mario Bros.
 
1) I was distracted by the fact that Lario ripped-off JF.
 
The SGs are hackers.

Super Metriod (Should be easy)
 
Mother Brain killed me as I noticed a penny on the floor of my bedroom.

Donkey Kong Country
 
I think Donkey Kong at a little TOO many bananas.

LOZ: Wind Waker
 
Sucking at Contra.

Super Mario Galaxy 2
 
I just said, *bleep* stacking things and died.

Ninjabread Man