Random Question, Random Answer

Because snufit balls.

Mirror mirror, on my floor

Am I the prettiest at the store?
 
Because we can.

Why am I insane?
 
Because your avatar is blue.

Why is procrastinating so hard to avoid?
 
because T.V and Video games are funner than work
Why am i so classy?
 
Duane Gill A.K.A Gillberg is a former WWE wrestler who was used as a parody of Goldberg. He's notable for holding the Light heavyweight championship for 453 days in a row depite only winning one match in an entire year and only defending the title once when he defeated Matt Hardy in a sunday night heat match before a pay per view.
Why am i so clasy?
 
Because it involves answering questions
Why does :bowser: not replace :goomba: with laser robots
 
Because that's Eggman's job.

Will you ever become sane and realize that there is more to life than spamming posh smileys and editing the wiki?
 
Prolly not
Why does it bug you that i like to use :posh: when you see them every time you post on the forums?