Random Question, Random Answer

Because it was dead for a while.
Why?
 
Because he has his brain stored in his belly, instead of his head.
WTF?!
 
Because of his mustache.

Why are smiley faces yellow?
 
A deranged kiwi.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could operate a chainsaw?
 
Honk.

Why does Justin Beiber sing so terribly?
 
Just cause.

Where's Waldo?
 
Random Answer.

Why is the Moon on my face?
 
IDK

How the hell did I reach 5000 posts in 3 months?
 
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