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[SpinyMaster347]

Not yet


Um, meow?

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Long cat is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!
Who's better?
Long Cat or Keyboard Cat?

 

[YamiHoshi]

Trash Cat.

Short Mario is short?

 

[Pit]

Fat Wario is fat.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Portal.


Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

 

[Time Turner]

Sit on your toilet, then look down.

What happens if I divide by zero?

 

[QuizmoManiac]

You get 7.895624
Hide you kids hid you wife?

 

[Time Turner]

They're rapin' everyone out there.

What's in the center of the earth-shaped cerial box?

 

[QuizmoManiac]

A toy
What is the toy?

 

[Time Turner]

A painting of Leonardo daVinci's famous painting, "A Painting".

Who's Leonardo daWhatever?

 

[QuizmoManiac]

DaCaprio or DaVinci?
Which waitress do you tip more, your Finnish waitress or your Swiss one?

 

[Yoshiwaker]

The Finnish because only when you tip her can you fin(n)ish.

What kind of computer am I using?

 

[Time Turner]

An Atari 2600.

Who Am I?

 

[Yoshiwaker]

You are the Reversinator.
Why am I sitting here playing this game?

 

[QuizmoManiac]

But you aren't
I've got a question, will you answer it?

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

No, why would I don't do that?

This game is getting way too much random, right?

 

[Time Turner]

Duck.

Why is the sky blue?

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Because it feels like it.
What's my MarioWiki username?

 

[Ray Trace]

No way, my lighthouse is too big to fit in your computer.

Can my phone cook websites for me to slather on my Milky Way Galaxy's deodorant?

 

[Time Turner]

You haven't downloaded the program yet.

What do I do if I'm stuck in a nuketown?

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Climb into a cockroach.

What would you do if I died?

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Kill the witnesses, too.


What do I know?

 

[qrs22]

No one knows.

Where is the North Pole?

 

[Time Turner]

Look straight down.

What would happen if you saw a real, live, Pokemon in your room?

 

[qrs22]

I'd look for its owner.

Why do I live in Alabama?