Sourcing for Gang-Plank Galleon’s “rap” section

[Tom Lizard]

On the Gang-Plank Galleon (theme), we have lyrics for the Smash Ultimate remix, which is as follows.

You can do it, whelp
You can claw 'em, gnaw 'em, stone 'em, beat 'em
I'll do this with my mind, you just obey me!
And do you stammer, stammer, seein' my eye?
You better start me, steam me, see me, scrub me, feed me my pie
You ready already, or wheezy oh? And bestial crushin', easy though
And totally the very top DNA, now!
You need a shanty, shanty, shanty: a song
You're an extremely scary regent that conquers us all, you go:
Bananananananananananana
Bananananananananananana
Banananananananananananana

There is no sourcing for these lyrics, and we're *probably* playing by ear for what we hear in the song (I can't really make it out that well given how low volume the rap part itself is compared to the instruments). I think the "You better start me, steam me, see me, scrub me, feed me my pie" lyric is a huge mondegreen: it's very nonsensical and doesn't seem to pertain to K. Rool (as the song seems to be describing him).

If anybody can find a source or two that these are the right lyrics, please attribute them to the page. If we can't find a source, maybe we should put a disclaimer that this is conjectural and is just what we think is being said?

 

[Mr. Shbeeg]

These lyrics (or at least some variation on them) have been circulating since the game came out, possibly even earlier, but I've never heard of an official source confirming them. At best, it's just been YouTube commenters thinking it's what they heard, and I think that's snowballed over time with people reposting them.