Tell a lie about (x)

[TheBlueCatMenace]

Doesn't look like a broken smartphone.

Pineapples

 

[Doctor Welfare]

Grow in the wild fens of the Sherbrooke countryside.

Chicken nuggets

 

[Metaknee]

They're perfectly healthy, sustainable and vegan.

Minecraft

 

[TheBlueCatMenace]

Hyper realistic third person shooter with perfect logic and advanced graphics

Among us

 

[Doctor Welfare]

does not have an irl version

Starbucks

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Serves Hamburgers.

Dr. Robotnik

 

[Doctor Welfare]

Does not secretly have an addiction to chili dogs

Sanic

 

[TheBlueCatMenace]

Family- friendly official and wholesome character

This thread

 

[The Koopa Eating Dragon]

Requires needles

Soda

 

[Doctor Welfare]

I'm not drinking it as I type this (mtn dew)

"Large" sized pizzas

 

[The Koopa Eating Dragon]

Are totally advertised honestly

Locks

 

[Doctor Welfare]

Are a thief's best friend

Boneless chicken wings

 

[TheBlueCatMenace]

Have bones

Issue 200

 

[Doctor Welfare]

Has special guest sections by Bob Dylan, Cameron Diaz, and Justin Timberlake

Getting a vaccine

 

[Captain Galaxy]

Makes you a wi-fi hotspot.

Movie theater popcorn.

 

[Doctor Welfare]

Has real butter on it

Illuminati

 

[TheBlueCatMenace]

Is, contrary to popular belief, is actually not represented by triangles. They are represented by squares.

Noobs

 

[Doctor Welfare]

Usually don't name their account something like MegaBowser

Cows

 

[The Koopa Eating Dragon]

Produce juice

Grass

 

[FizzletheMovieTheater]

Grows on trees

Explosions

 

[TheBlueCatMenace]

Are quiet
Xbox

 

[Doctor Welfare]

Is something Nintendo fans should never approach

Boneless chicken wings

 

[FizzletheMovieTheater]

Are turkey wishbones

Ice

 

[TheBlueCatMenace]

Isn't nice

Nintendo switch lite

 

[Doctor Welfare]

Is not lighter than the Nintendo Switch Heavy

Chewing gum