Who beats who?

[Pink Cat]

The above user describes a fighter, the next user describes a fighter who can beat them, repeat


A man with a baseball bat covered in spikes

 

[Modifiable Mole Bot]

A man with a powerful throwing arm with a baseball covered in spikes.

 

[Bugzzy]

A sumo covered in very strong armor!

 

[Farrah Goodfairy]

Someone with very powerful laser vision

 

[Pink Cat]

A living mirror

 

[Bugzzy]

A hammer to break the mirror

 

[Nic]

A toddler (they don't know how to use the hammer and will break it.)

 

[Bugzzy]

A bottle of milk (to make them sleepy)

 

[Modifiable Mole Bot]

Bacteria. (To spoil the milk).

 

[Dingodile]

Lysol to wipe the bottle