Hurt and Heal: Winners Edition, volume 22 (sɯǝʇᴉ ɥʇᴉʍ)

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truly sorry for being late, i intended for this to go up over the weekend, shortly after submission for the final akgo phase closed, but life completely fucked me over the last few days

in any case, hello! after an...unexpected change of hands last time, we're back to normalcy with your host, everyone's least favorite pony pfp (me). as usual, we've got 20 challengers here vying for their spot on the hall of fame, and we've got some pretty great contestants this time around. which one's going to come out on top? only time will tell

i've got new rules, count them (disclaimer: the rules are not very new):

- as usual, the maximum HP is 50
- unless you get an item, you only have two points to use per turn. hurting x2 and healing x2 in the same post is not a valid move. this is locked in for the entire game
- taking two or more turns in a row is not allowed, even if someone posts without actually participating. once you make your move you'll have to wait for someone else to go before going again
- items back again, one can be used every ten posts. due to the change in forum software that was years ago now but i'm too lazy to remove this part, we'll have the Post count: at the bottom so please be sure to add to it each post! here are the items, mainly stolen from volume 20 with a few names altered, including the final item which has been renamed in honor of volume 21's winner, Eevee. i wanted to rework them more but again, life screwed me this weekend and i do not want to delay this game any further. maybe next time

10th post: Green Shell from Mario Kart (Hurt x4)
20th post: Healing Sprout from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (Heal x4)
30th post: Splat Bomb from Splatoon (Hurt x6)
40th post: Energy Drink from Kirby (Heal x5)
50th post: Chain Chomp from Mario (Hurt x7)
60th post: 1-Up from Super Mario Bros. (Heal x6)
70th post: Klaptrap from Donkey Kong Country (Hurts the character by 1 every post for 5 posts)
80th post: Power Shield from Crash Team Racing (Locks the character's HP so they can't be affected for 5 posts)
90th post: Energy Tank from Metroid (Instantly heal a character to 20 HP)
100th post: Last Resort from Pokémon (Instantly brings any character's HP to 1)

and with that, let's meet our cast! a couple clarifications on a couple of these:
- Ernest Fine, the winner of the AKG4 Ko a Character, is represented by his inspiration, novelist Ernest Cline
- the Vivian here is the Animal Crossing villager, not the Paper Mario character of the same name

Aang: 20
Absol: 20
Admiral Bobbery: 20
Arcanine: 20
Bad Cop/Good Cop: 20
Bashmaster: 20
Claude Frollo: 20
Digga-Leg: 20
Discord: 20
Ema Skye: 20
Ernest Cline: 20
Goose: 20
Gru: 20
Kamek: 20
Kammy Koopa: 20
Polterpup: 20
Typhlosion: 20
Vivian: 20
Voldemort: 20
Zim: 20

Post count: 0

let the games begin!
 
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Aang: 20
Absol: 20
Admiral Bobbery: 20
Arcanine: 20
Bad Cop/Good Cop: 20
Bashmaster: 20
Claude Frollo: 20
Digga-Leg: 22
Discord: 20
Ema Skye: 20
Ernest Cline: 20
Goose: 20
Gru: 20
Kamek: 20
Kammy Koopa: 20
Polterpup: 20
Typhlosion: 20
Vivian: 20
Voldemort: 20
Zim: 20

Post count: 1
 
Aang: 20
Absol: 20
Admiral Bobbery: 20
Arcanine: 20
Bad Cop/Good Cop: 20
Bashmaster: 20
Claude Frollo: 20
Digga-Leg: 22
Discord: 20
Ema Skye: 21
Ernest Cline: 20
Goose: 20
Gru: 20
Kamek: 20
Kammy Koopa: 20
Polterpup: 20
Typhlosion: 21
Vivian: 20
Voldemort: 20
Zim: 20

Post count: 2
 
Oh good, the latest, and best, list of winners

The top three are three of my favorite characters of all time, but the characters I don't hate exactly, but because I don't care about them at all, and am still strongly opposed to winning, I will get rid of first.
Aang: 20
Absol: 20
Admiral Bobbery: 20
Arcanine: 20
Bad Cop/Good Cop: 20
Bashmaster: 20
Claude Frollo: 20
Digga-Leg: 22
Discord: 20
Ema Skye: 21
Ernest Cline: 19
Goose: 20
Gru: 20
Kamek: 20
Kammy Koopa: 20
Polterpup: 20
Typhlosion: 20
Vivian: 20
Voldemort: 20
Zim: 20

Post count: 3
 
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Aang: 20
Absol: 20
Admiral Bobbery: 20
Arcanine: 20
Bad Cop/Good Cop: 20
Bashmaster: 20
Claude Frollo: 20
Digga-Leg: 22
Discord: 20
Ema Skye: 21
Ernest Cline: 17
Goose: 20
Gru: 20
Kamek: 20
Kammy Koopa: 20
Polterpup: 20
Typhlosion: 20
Vivian: 20
Voldemort: 20
Zim: 20

Post count: 4
 
normally i'd go after the characters i have no connection to whatsoever with first but i know everyone to some degree this time around. there's a few i don't particularly care about though in comparison to the rest so they'll be my first targets this time

Aang: 20
Absol: 20
Admiral Bobbery: 20
Arcanine: 20
Bad Cop/Good Cop: 20
Bashmaster: 20
Claude Frollo: 19
Digga-Leg: 22
Discord: 20
Ema Skye: 21
Ernest Cline: 17
Goose: 20
Gru: 20
Kamek: 20
Kammy Koopa: 20
Polterpup: 20
Typhlosion: 20
Vivian: 19
Voldemort: 20
Zim: 20

Post count: 5
 
Aang: 20
Absol: 20
Admiral Bobbery: 20
Arcanine: 20
Bad Cop/Good Cop: 20
Bashmaster: 20
Claude Frollo: 19
Digga-Leg: 22
Discord: 20
Ema Skye: 21
Ernest Cline: 15
Goose: 20
Gru: 20
Kamek: 20
Kammy Koopa: 20
Polterpup: 20
Typhlosion: 20
Vivian: 19
Voldemort: 20
Zim: 20

Post count: 6
 
ernest would be a hilarious winner but it's not happening so i'm not going to fight too hard for him

Aang: 21
Absol: 20
Admiral Bobbery: 20
Arcanine: 20
Bad Cop/Good Cop: 20
Bashmaster: 20
Claude Frollo: 19
Digga-Leg: 22
Discord: 20
Ema Skye: 21
Ernest Cline: 16
Goose: 20
Gru: 20
Kamek: 20
Kammy Koopa: 20
Polterpup: 20
Typhlosion: 20
Vivian: 19
Voldemort: 20
Zim: 20

Post count: 7
 
Aang: 21
Absol: 20
Admiral Bobbery: 20
Arcanine: 20
Bad Cop/Good Cop: 20
Bashmaster: 20
Claude Frollo: 19
Digga-Leg: 22
Discord: 20
Ema Skye: 21
Ernest Cline: 14
Goose: 20
Gru: 20
Kamek: 20
Kammy Koopa: 20
Polterpup: 20
Typhlosion: 20
Vivian: 19
Voldemort: 20
Zim: 20

Post count: 8
 
Aang: 21
Absol: 20
Admiral Bobbery: 20
Arcanine: 20
Bad Cop/Good Cop: 20
Bashmaster: 20
Claude Frollo: 19
Digga-Leg: 22
Discord: 20
Ema Skye: 21
Ernest Cline: 14
Goose: 21
Gru: 20
Kamek: 20
Kammy Koopa: 20
Polterpup: 20
Typhlosion: 21
Vivian: 19
Voldemort: 20
Zim: 20

Post count: 9
 
Green Shell on Cline!

Aang: 21
Absol: 20
Admiral Bobbery: 20
Arcanine: 20
Bad Cop/Good Cop: 20
Bashmaster: 20
Claude Frollo: 19
Digga-Leg: 22
Discord: 20
Ema Skye: 21
Ernest Cline: 10
Goose: 21
Gru: 20
Kamek: 20
Kammy Koopa: 20
Polterpup: 20
Typhlosion: 21
Vivian: 19
Voldemort: 20
Zim: 20

Post count: 10
 
Aang: 21
Absol: 21
Admiral Bobbery: 20
Arcanine: 20
Bad Cop/Good Cop: 20
Bashmaster: 20
Claude Frollo: 19
Digga-Leg: 22
Discord: 21
Ema Skye: 21
Ernest Cline: 10
Goose: 21
Gru: 20
Kamek: 20
Kammy Koopa: 20
Polterpup: 20
Typhlosion: 21
Vivian: 19
Voldemort: 20
Zim: 20

Post count: 11
 
Aang: 21
Absol: 21
Admiral Bobbery: 20
Arcanine: 20
Bad Cop/Good Cop: 20
Bashmaster: 20
Claude Frollo: 19
Digga-Leg: 22
Discord: 21
Ema Skye: 21
Ernest Cline: 8
Goose: 21
Gru: 20
Kamek: 20
Kammy Koopa: 20
Polterpup: 20
Typhlosion: 21
Vivian: 19
Voldemort: 20
Zim: 20

Post count: 12
 
Aang: 21
Absol: 21
Admiral Bobbery: 20
Arcanine: 20
Bad Cop/Good Cop: 20
Bashmaster: 20
Claude Frollo: 19
Digga-Leg: 22
Discord: 21
Ema Skye: 21
Ernest Cline: 8
Goose: 21
Gru: 20
Kamek: 20
Kammy Koopa: 20
Polterpup: 20
Typhlosion: 21
Vivian: 17
Voldemort: 20
Zim: 20

Post count: 13
 
Aang: 21
Absol: 21
Admiral Bobbery: 20
Arcanine: 20
Bad Cop/Good Cop: 20
Bashmaster: 20
Claude Frollo: 19
Digga-Leg: 22
Discord: 21
Ema Skye: 21
Ernest Cline: 6
Goose: 21
Gru: 20
Kamek: 20
Kammy Koopa: 20
Polterpup: 20
Typhlosion: 21
Vivian: 17
Voldemort: 20
Zim: 20

Post count: 14
 
Aang: 21
Absol: 23
Admiral Bobbery: 20
Arcanine: 20
Bad Cop/Good Cop: 20
Bashmaster: 20
Claude Frollo: 19
Digga-Leg: 22
Discord: 21
Ema Skye: 21
Ernest Cline: 6
Goose: 21
Gru: 20
Kamek: 20
Kammy Koopa: 20
Polterpup: 20
Typhlosion: 21
Vivian: 17
Voldemort: 20
Zim: 20

Post count: 15
 
Aang: 21
Absol: 23
Admiral Bobbery: 20
Arcanine: 20
Bad Cop/Good Cop: 20
Bashmaster: 20
Claude Frollo: 19
Digga-Leg: 22
Discord: 21
Ema Skye: 21
Ernest Cline: 4
Goose: 21
Gru: 20
Kamek: 20
Kammy Koopa: 20
Polterpup: 20
Typhlosion: 21
Vivian: 17
Voldemort: 20
Zim: 20

Post count: 16
 
Aang: 21
Absol: 23
Admiral Bobbery: 20
Arcanine: 20
Bad Cop/Good Cop: 20
Bashmaster: 20
Claude Frollo: 19
Digga-Leg: 22
Discord: 21
Ema Skye: 21
Ernest Cline: 4
Goose: 21
Gru: 20
Kamek: 20
Kammy Koopa: 20
Polterpup: 20
Typhlosion: 19
Vivian: 17
Voldemort: 20
Zim: 20

Post count: 17
 
Aang: 21
Absol: 23
Admiral Bobbery: 20
Arcanine: 20
Bad Cop/Good Cop: 20
Bashmaster: 20
Claude Frollo: 19
Digga-Leg: 22
Discord: 21
Ema Skye: 21
Ernest Cline: 2
Goose: 21
Gru: 20
Kamek: 20
Kammy Koopa: 20
Polterpup: 20
Typhlosion: 19
Vivian: 17
Voldemort: 20
Zim: 20

Post count: 18
 
Aang: 21
Absol: 23
Admiral Bobbery: 20
Arcanine: 20
Bad Cop/Good Cop: 20
Bashmaster: 20
Claude Frollo: 19
Digga-Leg: 22
Discord: 21
Ema Skye: 21
Ernest Cline: 2
Goose: 21
Gru: 20
Kamek: 20
Kammy Koopa: 20
Polterpup: 20
Typhlosion: 17
Vivian: 17
Voldemort: 20
Zim: 20

Post count: 19
 
Sprout on Zim

Aang: 21
Absol: 23
Admiral Bobbery: 20
Arcanine: 20
Bad Cop/Good Cop: 20
Bashmaster: 20
Claude Frollo: 19
Digga-Leg: 22
Discord: 21
Ema Skye: 21
Ernest Cline: 2
Goose: 21
Gru: 20
Kamek: 20
Kammy Koopa: 20
Polterpup: 20
Typhlosion: 17
Vivian: 17
Voldemort: 20
Zim: 24

Post count: 20
 
Zim is actually one of the only five I don't care about because I haven't seen Invader Zim, so I want something else to win.

Aang: 21
Absol: 23
Admiral Bobbery: 20
Arcanine: 20
Bad Cop/Good Cop: 20
Bashmaster: 20
Claude Frollo: 19
Digga-Leg: 22
Discord: 21
Ema Skye: 21
Ernest Cline: 2
Goose: 21
Gru: 20
Kamek: 20
Kammy Koopa: 20
Polterpup: 20
Typhlosion: 17
Vivian: 17
Voldemort: 20
Zim: 22

Post count: 21
 
Aang: 21
Absol: 23
Admiral Bobbery: 20
Arcanine: 20
Bad Cop/Good Cop: 20
Bashmaster: 20
Claude Frollo: 19
Digga-Leg: 22
Discord: 21
Ema Skye: 21
Ernest Cline
Goose: 21
Gru: 20
Kamek: 20
Kammy Koopa: 20
Polterpup: 20
Typhlosion: 17
Vivian: 17
Voldemort: 20
Zim: 22

Post count: 22
 
Aang: 21
Absol: 23
Admiral Bobbery: 20
Arcanine: 20
Bad Cop/Good Cop: 20
Bashmaster: 20
Claude Frollo: 19
Digga-Leg: 22
Discord: 21
Ema Skye: 21
Goose: 21
Gru: 20
Kamek: 20
Kammy Koopa: 20
Polterpup: 20
Typhlosion: 15
Vivian: 17
Voldemort: 20
Zim: 22

Post count: 23
 
Aang: 21
Absol: 23
Admiral Bobbery: 20
Arcanine: 20
Bad Cop/Good Cop: 20
Bashmaster: 20
Claude Frollo: 19
Digga-Leg: 22
Discord: 21
Ema Skye: 21
Goose: 21
Gru: 20
Kamek: 20
Kammy Koopa: 20
Polterpup: 20
Typhlosion: 15
Vivian: 15
Voldemort: 20
Zim: 22

Post count: 24
 
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