SCP-294

[Tangle the Lemur]

Ever heard of SCP-294? It's a vending machine that can dispense a styrofoam cup of whatever you input into it. This includes anything from apple juice, to oil, to uranium, to the "best drink you ever had".
In this thread, one person posts an input, and the following person writes a test log (written in the traditional formal SCP style) of the result of the input. Here's the link to the original article.

Input: Toilet water

 

[Doktario Mystario]

"Doctor M. wanted too see if SCP-294 is capable of removing bacteria. Test was fortunately negative as o5-council member [redacted] burst the door open demanding a cup of water. [The rest of this document is only available with a level o5 key card)"

Input: hot milk