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Dr. R. Bushroot

Speaks for the weeds
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No, Bigtoe is their weird cousin who lives in an alcove on some guy's lawn. He acts like he owns the place but is really just freeloading there. Kind of disgraceful, really.

They don't like talking about him.
 

Dr. R. Bushroot

Speaks for the weeds
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May I remind you that this is not an opinion but is in fact objectively true
That is not actually correct

Fact is: Snow, as it appears on Earth, has a certain temperature range that can be expressed numerically and usually falls below the freezing point of water.

Whether this temperature range qualifies as "cool", "cold", "chilly", somewhere in-between, or even other temperature descriptors alltogether, is a matter of perspective, and thus non-factual. If you were a hypothetical organism accustomed to survival on a drastically heat-starved planet somewhere far away, you might even describe Earth snow as "blazing hot aaaa it's on my face get it off!"

In fact, in the realms of objectivity, the concept of "cold" doesn't even really exist. There is only heat and the gradually increasing absence of it, until we reach a point of zero total heat. Snow is really disgustingly scorching if you look at it from the point of absolute zero.

Furthermore, and this is probably the most logical, scientific, and damning argument: I am an ice-elemental, and my BF is on record having referred to me as "hot". Make of that what you will.
 

Muscle

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The other day I had a conversation of whether it's better to die of intense cold or intense heat lol
 

Luz Noceda

Witch with a “dark” side~
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Sven Svennson.

Time to shine, baby!
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British teeth jokes are absolutely terrible. Any other British stereotype joke is good, though.
 

Sunset Shimmer

It's not about the parakeet!
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MiracleDinner

Sven Svennson.

Time to shine, baby!
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I really wish people would stop makin them, as they're gettin on my nerves!
 

Ignazio Salvaggi

🔥Feel that heat wave? You’re on fire, baby!🔥
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Bazooka Mario
It's reasonable to say that an unfunny stereotype masquerading as a joke that's repeated a kajillion times loses its teeth after a while.
 

The Doctor

Emergency Medical Hologram aboard the Voyager
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It’s too thick for a soup. If it was like chicken noodle, I would probably like.
 

zelen !!

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as are all animals (wow nice alliteration)
my take is that, honestly. every species deserves to exist. and not go extinct. yes that includes arthropods, yes that even includes particular insects people tend to hate with a passion (mosquitoes and wasps and possibly others), yes that even includes.. at least some viruses, parasites, etc. ecosystem is a delicate balance and those are part of it
 

Koopa con Carne

the slowpoke
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I can’t think of a species in the kingdom of Animalia that doesn’t tick at least some conventions of cuteness. Even cockroaches, when you look past their uneasy brown, wiggly antennae, and mortifying speed, have cute traits like the small beady eyed head and... well, that’s about it lol. Even sharks can be endearing when you realise their visages are actually quite derpy.
 
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