Warning the following is canon

[Pink Cat]

Warning: This Topic Is Canon

State a franchise, the next user makes up something ridiculous story element for it
For more fun, state something that sounds fake but is true

Now, let me start this off:
Looney Tunes

 

[Farrah Goodfairy]

Bugs bunny was in prison

Mario

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Peach's royal guard is literally made up of mushrooms that either stand in one place or are literally picked up and thrown around.

Kirby

 

[Dingodile]

Peach's royal guard is literally made up of mushrooms that either stand in one place or are literally picked up and thrown around.

Kirby

Dedede lands on top of Kirby.
Frozen

 

[Pink Cat]

Olaf grows up and renames himself Count Olaf and becomes a unkillable vampire
Donkey Kong Country Cartoon

 

[Denny Hamlin]

DK gets executed at the zoo

Disney-Pixar's Cars

 

[London Parris]

Douglas MacArthur is the only human and tells about his tales in wars.

Cars 2

 

[Denny Hamlin]

Mater actually is still a spy, but he doesn't tell anyone for obvious reasons.

Fire Emblem.

 

[London Parris]

The combined forces of counter terrorism lead by the U.S. invades and joins the heroes in each in every game to deal with the bad guys.

Jaws, the movie, not the novel.

 

[Dingodile]

The combined forces of counter terrorism lead by the U.S. invades and joins the heroes in each in every game to deal with the bad guys.

Jaws, the movie, not the novel.

The shark sings Baby Shark and promptly became a card shark/loan shark.
Shark- I mean Shrek