Warning the following is canon

[Cell]

Warning: This Topic Is Canon

State a franchise, the next user makes up something ridiculous story element for it
For more fun, state something that sounds fake but is true

Now, let me start this off:
Looney Tunes

 

[Gloriosa Daisy]

Bugs bunny was in prison

Mario

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Peach's royal guard is literally made up of mushrooms that either stand in one place or are literally picked up and thrown around.

Kirby

 

[Movie Bowser]

Peach's royal guard is literally made up of mushrooms that either stand in one place or are literally picked up and thrown around.

Kirby

Dedede lands on top of Kirby.
Frozen

 

[Cell]

Olaf grows up and renames himself Count Olaf and becomes a unkillable vampire
Donkey Kong Country Cartoon

 

[Hot Cocoa]

DK gets executed at the zoo

Disney-Pixar's Cars

 

[London Parris]

Douglas MacArthur is the only human and tells about his tales in wars.

Cars 2

 

[Hot Cocoa]

Mater actually is still a spy, but he doesn't tell anyone for obvious reasons.

Fire Emblem.

 

[London Parris]

The combined forces of counter terrorism lead by the U.S. invades and joins the heroes in each in every game to deal with the bad guys.

Jaws, the movie, not the novel.

 

[Movie Bowser]

The combined forces of counter terrorism lead by the U.S. invades and joins the heroes in each in every game to deal with the bad guys.

Jaws, the movie, not the novel.

The shark sings Baby Shark and promptly became a card shark/loan shark.
Shark- I mean Shrek

 

[London Parris]

Shrek is a human and doesn't save the princess due to him playing video games in his swamp most of the time.

Aladdin.

 

[Cell]

Alladin spent too much time praticing parkour to even get hit by Jaffar
Sesame Street

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Elmo is the main antagonist. I'll let you try to figure out what that means.

Nintendo Direct

 

[Princess Viola]

They're now officially sponsored by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

Pokémon

 

[London Parris]

I'm assuming it is the anime.

Ash is just your average Joe, playing video games. And the Pokemon are hostile and attack people when they get the chance.

Indiana Jones

 

[Gloriosa Daisy]

My favourite piece of music in LIJ2 came from this scene

Book of Mario

 

[Hot Cocoa]

Mario Merloni is actually still possessed.

The Sonic Movie

 

[Movie Bowser]

Mario Merloni is actually still possessed.

The Sonic Movie

The old Sonic design comes back and ruins the movie.
Angry Birds

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

The birds decide that being happy is better than being angry.

Big Brain Academy

 

[Cell]

Eeett's naught eyyy toobmoar

Mappy

 

[Movie Bowser]

The mouse gets arrested.
Star Trek

 

[Cell]

Spock is short for Dwanye "The Spock" Johnson
Garfield

 

[Movie Bowser]

Jon realizes he's talking to a figment of his sad delusional imagination.
Sonic

 

[Cell]

Eggman has never actually ate an egg

Dragon Ball

 

[64-Bit Nintendo Machine]

The Chain Chomp asks: WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONIC?!?!