The Zombie Apocolypse

[ShyGuy27]

First off, no, this was not meant for Mindless Junk. Here's five reasons why. (There's some strong profanity in there, so if your one of those soccer moms who get all huffy around the F word, you might not want to click that.)

So, when this inevitably happens, what will you do?

 

[ShyGuy27]

But I wanna go on a zombie killing spree.

 

[ShyGuy27]

You'd probably be a zombie yourself, ShyGuy.

No way would I get infected, that would kill all my fun.

 

[Stooben]

*pulls out 357 magnum*

That's what I would do.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Me and my friend actually formulated a complete plan for the impending zombie horde in gym class today.

 

[Z3r0 Tw0]

I would rather the apocolypse to be reformation of the Soviet Union and the rise of Communist countries who eventually use nuclear weapons that destroy the planet.

.....That or machine uprising. I'd want to battle to death with a bus.

But on the Zombie subject, I'd probably blame China. They're the ones who infect our toys with lead, so it's likely they'd infect the world with a Zombie virus.

 

[Z3r0 Tw0]

The Unijuist-Marxist revolution will not involve nuclear weapons, silly.

I hate to break it to you, but the Confederate States of 02 will conquer the world by military means. If that means nuclear weapons, then pack your radiation masks, folks.

 

[Z3r0 Tw0]

Yes it is. Who said I have to listen to a government? Everything, governments, political borders, economic systems, etc can change. So I can ruin my nation and form a totalitarian government. Then you'll see my military power.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Guys, this topic is for the discussion of a L4D-esque zombie uprising, not the commies or giant white balls with wings.

 

[Z3r0 Tw0]

Guys, this topic is for the discussion of a L4D-esque zombie uprising, not the commies or giant white balls with wings.

Actually, the rising of the Totalitarian Union of 02 is like a zombie uprising cause afterall, it's an undead turnip enslaving the human race.

Eh...Well, I still think a zombie uprising is quite rediculous. It probably wouldn't be too awesome either. I know I wouldn't wanna be infected by my undead relatives.

 

[Magitroopa]

I think i should buy a jackhammer.

 

[ShyGuy27]

I think i should buy a jackhammer.

No way, just get some Axe and a lighter.

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

Creutzfeldt-Jakob and Toxo are both treatable.

Just saying.

 

[Zeltrax]

I have the Zombie Survival Guide so I know what to do.
You lot are doomed without it.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Creutzfeldt-Jakob and Toxo are both treatable.

Just saying.

Not if all the doctors are mindless zombies.

I have the Zombie Survival Guide so I know what to do.
You lot are doomed without it.

I've already planned a very effective strategy for dealing with the horde.

 

[EctoBiologist]

you doubled posted...

 

[ShyGuy27]

you doubled posted...

Wow, so I did. Thanks.

 

[Zeltrax]

you doubled posted...

You made a pointless post.

Also, here's a question, what weapons would you lot use to fight the undead masses?

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

Creutzfeldt-Jakob and Toxo are both treatable.

Just saying.

Not if all the doctors are mindless zombies.

...

I would treat people, then. >_>

I'VE WATCHED ENOUGH HOUSE, I CAN DO IT

 

[ShyGuy27]

Creutzfeldt-Jakob and Toxo are both treatable.

Just saying.

Not if all the doctors are mindless zombies.

...

I would treat people, then. >_>

I'VE WATCHED ENOUGH HOUSE, I CAN DO IT

Ah, but of course Forman. </insidejoke>

 

[Magitroopa]

you doubled posted...

You made a pointless post.

Also, here's a question, what weapons would you lot use to fight the undead masses?

GRENADE LAUNCHER!

 

[Lario]

Super Nuke Launcher that launches Super Nukes that launch Big Nukes that...

 

[ShyGuy27]

Screw that, just get an automatic shotgun.

 

[Lario]

Lotsa "Zombe B-Gone Spray" should do it...

Or zombie paper! (EarthBound refrence.)

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

Creutzfeldt-Jakob and Toxo are both treatable.

Just saying.

Not if all the doctors are mindless zombies.

...

I would treat people, then. >_>

I'VE WATCHED ENOUGH HOUSE, I CAN DO IT

Ah, but of course Forman. </insidejoke>

Screw Forman, Wilson is where it's at.