Let's just get on with it, and skip the opening screens and all that, ok?
I don't even know what that is...this isn't starting well.
Even if this just looks like a deformed pot, it's at least better than the blurry mess up above.
This is the funny-looking graffiti you were all waiting for. Wheres FLUDD's explanation, you say? I skipped it. All it is is a bunch of pictures of Mario running around.
I don't even know what he said since I had Rick Astley playing instead of this. I do know he went "yapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyap."
I tried to get a crotch shot, but this happened instead.
Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah.
What's the difference? I got rid of the M!
No wonder everyone hates Mario, they all think he's the cause of this.
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Species: Shine Sprite
Color: Yellow
Eyes: Yes
Number: 01
Rock that Shine, Mario!
Oh no! It's the crappy cutscene guys! ...I mean two Piantas who decided they were the police!
This guy doesn't just make weird sentencing choices, he also makes weird fashion choices.
What? There's more to this crappy cutscene? Yup. It's FLUDD going "yapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyap" again.
Yeah, let's not do that.
That's more like it. Speaking of, am I the only one who thinks FLUDD needs to shut his, uh, nozzle?
Couldn't this make Shadow Mario a sex offender or something?
After a long, laggy run for him (which I decided not to take pictures of), this is the crappy dialogue I get.
And then there's this. Want crappy dialogue? Just talk to Shadow Mario!
So I forgot to screenshot the next Polluted Piranha Plant fight, but after that, here's what I did.
Yup. Into Bianco Hills we go.