Mastablasta plays every possible Pokemon game with Shedinja the absolute madman

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genetically engineered clone soldiers dont wear ties

 

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Well apparently using a cheat to get the national dex will lock me out of challenging the elite 4

time to do some fucking hex editing then (after backing up the save and rom in case i fuck up ofc)

 

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Spoiler: Part 2: I become an ELITE HACKER in this one no joke

Why the fuck would I start here? Well, if I want to do the Elite Four/Champion rematch, I have to catch 60 pokemon to get the National Dex. And since I just love to waste my fucking time I went back and caught all the Pokemon I could. And evolved the Caterpie/Weedle lines cause that shit is easy

And here I sold a bunch of stuff, cause I won't need any Potions or Antidotes where I'm going. I can already tell I need to buy a shit ton of Revives/those diff. items that restore your PP.

fuck you for challenging the gym with an unevolved nincada boss If I did any more level grinding I'd be there for another month, and the dude at the entrance to Route 3 won't let you leave the city, so I decided I might as well do this and move on to fight pokemon with higher EXP payouts

Um of COURSE I'd be using my pro speedrun strats

yea well you know what light-years make me think of

My best has more than 1 HP so that probably isn't very good anyway

Bug moves do normal amounts of damage so I got along pretty gud with Leech Life

Same here in fact I'd even say Onix did less than Geodude did

So that wasn't hard at all. Although you could say I cheesed it so who cares what I have to say anyway

well my no alert run failed

Also no you didn't, this probably made way more sense when the individual trainers didn't have names

And of course there's this guy. This guy's me

no screw that THIS guys me

He says "Hey! You're not wearing shorts! What's wrong with you?" before you battle him but I'm an idiot so I didn't get a screencap

same here Nincada, same here

But you know what, Nincada was approaching Level 25, so I decided to stay in that grass patch until I was able to evolve. How did I do that? Well, since it'd ruin the point of this challenge to get the National Dex and lock myself out of the Elite 4 (since Lorelei would be gone for Four Island, which can only be accessed after you beat the game) there was only one thing I could use...

fucking HAX

Basically I found a hex editing thing you could do to bypass the evolution block. You change 4 bytes in the ROM, and a conditional branch that checks to see if you have the National Dex for an evolution that's not in the Kanto pokedex becomes conditional.

And so...

I was able to do this! And hopefully can get through the game relatively normally now.

And here's my new Shedinja in his rightful place at the front of the party. This is some Return of the King shit probably.

Also my Nincada got poisoned when it leveled up so RIP Ninjask

Here's the stats for good measure

Holy shit that is fucking creepy. If I didn't know he sold Magikarp already I'd be really concerned

Actually I didn't want what he was selling anyway fuck that. Ninjask has False Swipe anyway so I could basically catch anything.

And after that I went throught Mt. Moon, but not before doing totally ridiculous shit like running around in the grass for a female Nidoran, which only has a 1% chance of appearing

yknow what I knew Clefairy had a higher encounter rate on the very bottom floor of Mt. Moon so I'm not ENTIRELY crazy alright

fuck twitch plays pokemon jokes i think kabutops is cooler anyway

Too bad I cant' teach Shedinja Mega Punch or Mega Kick. That'd be awesome.

And here is Cerulean City, and here is where I'll end. Tune in next time for 'wow can Misty even hit me at all'

 

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ah, good old 1% Nidoran Female. i really just traded a Nidoran Male(14%) with the Underground Tunnel NPC in my No Evos run since I already had enough rare encounters to get as it was.

 

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I remember seeing a lot of them when I played Fire Red as a kid I must have just been really lucky

 

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Spoiler: Part 3: I had a lot to say about this part for some reason

Yeah, you gotta ask a drug dealer for it

And here's Cerulean Gym. How are you supposed to swim with the giant fucking platform in the way again?

It's pretty weird that they put a trainer here after the gym leader, since you can't battle them after you beat the leader

And my policy's to only use an undead insect shell.

Let's play a game: Can This Hit Me?
No it can't.

Can this hit me? No.

I didn't OHKO Starmie but since nothing can hit me that wasn't a challenge at all.

The heinous crime of...stealing a TM. Which I would assume friends do to each other all the time honestly

I caught a Hoenn pokemon git gud Snake (let's just ignore the fact I cheated for it)

Anyway, it's time for Can This Hit Me? Round 2!

Can this hit me? Actually yes. So maybe I should be a little caref—

Never mind.

Can this hit me? lolnope

Can this hit me? No. I remember Bulbasaur's Gen 3 learnset being pretty bad anyway

Can this hit me? No, all its moves are normal and half of them are non damaging.

When I was little I thought this dude was an asshole but he's just really fucking funny to me now.

Which makes sense he's like 10

I dunno, I'd think the fact that he invented a way to store living creatures in computers would make him pretty famous t—

oh god dammit Snake let me have my clever jabs at this game

I found the fact that he comes back here really hilarious for some reason

Wow, aren't you special. Go share some posts on Facebook about how our phones are enslaving everyone's minds or some shit.

Considering all you see them doing in-game is standing around places with the same weak pokemon, that doesn't sound very exciting.

If they ACTUALLY did criminal stuff maybe. Also fun fact the Yakuza, Team Rocket's basis mostly did stuff that was technically legal or at least in a gray area

And I guess Team Rocket running a game corner and selling Pokemon for coins counts as that kind of activity gg

Wait does that mean he was standing around dressed like that or what?

Well if a kid with a dead insect shell can become a Rocket Executive or something, I think they're in pretty bad shape.

Remember when this guy could be used to do the Mew glitch?

And this guy?

It didn't show up too well in this screenshot but I like how the Leech Life animation goes into the hole on Shedinja's back.

You know what kid I do too you're not special

I AM pretty cool though inb4 no ur not boss

I wonder how Bill feels about all these people having dates outside his house. That must be really awkward.

fucking RUDE

I dunno man you look like one to me

Nah fuck you Bill. What have you ever done for me? Besides letting me put all the pokemon I caught in my computer but still

too bad m9 thats just how i am

Holy shit again with hitting on me? I don't know how that was supposed to help at al—

God damn it, it actually worked? I guess you can't lock yourself out of the rest of the game for all eternity but Pokemon Mystery Dungeon forced you to stay on the same dialogue until you picked the 'right' answer

He called it a teleporter but...you can only teleport between those two pods and they need to be connected in some way? Lame.

Besides pokemon can teleport already just use THAT

And there he is. Did his body have a Clefairy mind in it during that time? What if it got loose? People would think Bill lost his mind or something

So the cop will let us into that house now and doesn't it look great

They set your chairs askew! How dare they!

Or you could use it on a Shedinja. Just sayin.

I dunno, if you want to go to Route 5 and you can't use Cut, you kind of have to go this way.

And if that entrance is there, did that house always have that huge fucking hole in the wall? All the Team Rocket guy did really was mess up some chairs and shelves and stuff.

Now I can cheese Fire-types. That is very important.

Yeah, but what about game bugs?

Well you're in luck

I'm pretty good

Here's Vermilion. That wraps up this part, which was really long for some reason.

 

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Spoiler: Part 4: 'Murica

We begin here and lol dude why are you acting like you're giving me a lightsaber or something

This pokedex entry is fucking savage good lord

Anyway. I then go on the SS Anne which I have no caps for cause of the way the screenshot function works on the emulator. It started overwriting previous pics and I was just 'lol fuck it im deleting all the caps cause this looks stupid'

Be very relieved cause I saw two trainers named Dave and Dirk and was like lol homestuck

Also I got a crit on Snake's Pidgeotto again

I got through it and rip truck we're never gonna see mew under the truck

I got this for the pokedex but it's so bad maybe I should have used it in a solo run instead somewhere

Fun fact: I was going to maybe do a Sunkern one instead

YEAH 'MURICA

I like the fact that America exists even in the pokemon world. And Russia, since one dude brings it up in the silph co building

Uh is Lt. Surge ok

does he have PTSD from being in Vietnam or something serious question

Honestly I wanna hear more about that war. War history's pretty cool, and apparently pokemon were involved.

this is a great description of my entire life

Yeah but Shedinja died and he's doing just fine

It's time to fight him what do you mean this isn't his battle theme

Can this hit me? Nope

Neither can this

Or this

So basically Lt. Surge didn't show us why America is a global superpower.

Is it too late for Shedinja '16?

So I went through Diglett's cave to find this guy. I'm also catching pokemon so I can get the items from the aides cause I remember never catching enough for the exp share

not that i need it

Of course. That one move you don't really need in battle (reducing people's accuracy always works but still) but is really annoying not to have for its field effects.

Defog is still worse than Flash on that count tho

Yeah but what if it contained like some horrible virus what would you do

I heard some frozen anthrax in Siberia thawed and killed a lot of animals anyway

And he just gives it to me cause...yknow, a kid would have an easier time getting this fossil revived apparently.

...what kind of pokemon illustrations is he even talking about jesus

Well IDK about you but it's pretty bright in here

I've heard of gems being bubbled, but being put in poke balls?

There was also a guy who says "Hey kid wanna see my pokemon" which I didn't cap but is fucking hilarious

But here is Lavender Town, and therefore the end of this segment.

on that note im gonna be gone for a few days for college orientation so the LP will be paused for a bit

 

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Spoiler: Part 5: This is really short

We open with me doing something very important

...spheal??

man fuck them for censoring gambling they ruined the rhyme

What, not Eli and David?

what the fuck is this formation

im gonna not get spotted by any of them though

excuse you sorrow is one sexy motherfucking dead insect

you and me both buddy

I just wanna say this pokedex entry is adorable

that is all

remember using this guy for the mew glitch

nonexistent actually

like. due to ap chem scores i can skip a quarter of chem thats cool

And here we are at Celadon.This was really a short update but hey it's not cause I'm lazy it's cause there's fucking NOTHING in between Lavender and Celadon basically. Next part will probably be far longer though I feel

 

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I mean, you could have fought Snake in the Pokemon Tower.

 

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true where are all the theories about his dead raticate

I planned to do returning to spoopy creepypasta town all in one go though

 

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Spoiler: Part 6: There can only be one Boss (and one snake)

Well why is there a phone out in public then why can't I prank call anyone

Alright, but if Meowth can essentially generate infinite money how does the pokemon world have a stable economy at all?

Sure I'm playing this on a GBA.

suuuure

And I stole one of his pokemon just like I stole this game lol cause I'm real classy.

Is this motherfucker literally here just because the gym is all female holy shit

Alright I actually think it was pretty interesting that they based Team Rocket on actual Yakuza activities. Like here, where they do gray area legal activities such as running gambling places. And then generations later there's Team Flare who decided to kill everyone with a superweapon cause why not

dont even get me started on team skull and how they took that name from pmd2 tbh

Here's the hideout. When I was a kid I had such a hard time completing the spinner tile puzzle but I did it without any mistakes on this playthrough so what were you doing past me

I mean, I guess it's supposed to be one of those things that's challenging for kids but yknow.

While I'm here I might mention I noticed in this game the CPU trainers actually switch their pokemon out a lot more than others, presumably to give them an advantage

not that it matters lol

dude what i never said that

Okay has anyone ever accidentally gotten into the rocket hideout? Dudes can't guard that poster ALL day and I kind of left the entrance open

do ANY of the people at the game corner even give a shit

yeah check out my sick team rocket diss track on my youtube channel m8

What plans

all they were doing was hanging out

did i ruin their meetup or something

Then why do you guys have the same shit you can find running all over Kanto

besides giovannis kangaskhan i have not seen anything too rare

I said my sword was a tool of justice...

This can hit me

This can hit me (and actually did, cause i didnt one shot it this is why i sold all my belongings to buy revives)

This can't hit me

I haven't really cared about any of them but the dead one but ok

Well. At least he didn't say for sure like I'LL BE BACK or WE'LL MEET AGAIN dude's polite

and i feel like they chased out like the one man who works there

well i was talking to the guy peeking so

I guess I got mistaken for an old dude? amazing

Why's everyone in this game thirsty this didn't happen in any of the other pokemon games

including the player character apparently

Let me just say Mary's my actual first name so there you have it

Official Evidence that I'm cool

wow r00d

u sure about that sorrows really overlevelled for one thing

this can hit me (via poison)

this can hit me (same deal)

this cant hit me

I'm not going to expand on the idea of 'finding pokemon attractive'

anyway all of the gyms have honestly been piss easy so far thats the overlevel life for you

I'm gonna end here because otherwise I'd have the pokemon tower and those really long routes from Lavender to Fuchsia to do and this segment would be way too long.

Up next: spoopy creepypasta tower

 

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Breaking 'No Items' already? :P

 

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To be fair I never said no items I said no X items (since I never use them anyway)

 

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Spoiler: Part 7: I waste a shit ton of time

Um...actually yeah it is

You have a very strange idea of what's actually alive.

this is very true basically all of his pokemon but one have a move that can ohko shedinja

This one can obviously hit me

So can this

And this

and this haha fuck u kadabra they def balanced op psychic types

the jurys still out over if fairy types balanced op dragon types well ive seen some salty dragon type users (who did explain their grievances besides 'i like dragon types and theyre not op anymore')

this one can poison me though

yeah none of your pokemon even did anything

And while I'm here I might as well give my opinion on 'lol raticates dead'

look what he replaced it with its a fucking gyarados he probably saw it and thought that was way better than a goddamn rat

and notice that basically nobody but the champion at the end has a full team of pokemon. its probably socially unacceptable or looked down upon to have a full team (but you can have a full team all game cause fuck who cares about social norms or something) so the rival switches out his raticate for gyarados

he catches a bunch of pokemon and never uses them well me too dude

Well I dunno I think beating a bunch of pokemon games with a thing that dies in one hit is an accomplishment.

Also this guy is definitely way less dickish than I remember

Well that's blunt.

Oh fuck no, get Metal Gear Survive away from me

If only Konami could regain its senses and realize that making a Metal Gear spinoff that's basically L4D or Umbrella Corps is a really stupid idea.

what the fuck

So apparently you can trespass on all the other floors but this one is definitely not okay

This is how you know shit is real. It's not A ghost, it's THE ghost

but who was phone????

this is how you perform an exorcism trust me im an expert

Holy SHIT I think I sent Marowak to the shadow realm

Yeah well you didn't do anything, I had to send it to the goddamn shadow realm for you

that sure is something you say to someone you just met

But is it going to possess my pokemon if i use it

10/10 titles dude

At this point I decided to catch Snorlax but I had to train one of my other pokemon to level 30 so I could catch it since Shedinja would just ohko it and it'd ohko all my other pokemon

And I decided to level grind Farfetch'd cause it levels up the fastest cause trades. This took a lot of time and I had barely started going to Fuchsia so that was great

waking up wild animals is always a good idea doing this in real life would pose no negative consequences whatsoever

but i did catch it not without all my pokemon fainting tho

did i miss the good rod somewhere (its in fuchsia and i always go this way so i get them out of order and it kind of bothers me a little oh well)

PSA: don't take performance enhancing drugs you found lying around in a cave somewhere, you'll die

Me neither. If I did I'd use a balanced team of pokemon instead of just trying to use one all the time.

This is basically everyone who battles me, let's be real

Anyway after this I made my way to the next city. There are no screenshots because it was long and I was frustrated and had a headache by the time I was done for one reason: PP.

Sorrow's moveset is Aerial Ace, Dig, Shadow Ball, and Swords Dance. And if you look at it you can notice right away that the only thing that can hit Normal/Flying types is Aerial Ace.

And on the way to Fuchsia there of course are like 20 fucking Bird Keepers (and some of the other trainers have pidgeys and shit too) so I constantly had to go restore my PP, which made this long route drag on and on even more than it already dide

there was a trainer named Beauty Grace that I didn't cap but

she's beauty she's grace her pokemon got a shadow ball to the face

I eventually got there though after years so. Next time we go to the Safari Zone and I waste all my money looking for a Chansey probably

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

have fun at Blaine later on in the game btw
also victory road and Bruno will be a blast for you as well

 

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i havent had to grind YET but i might have to then

also my strat rn is literally 'cheese them with dig' lmao im a pro obviously

 

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Spoiler: Part 7: Safari Zoned Out

This part took a while. It's because I wanted to catch all the Safari Zone pokemon, and some of them appear at 4% of the time at the most and don't have too good of a catch rate, either. I wanted to reach the 60 pokemon National Dex requirement by training as little pokemon as possible because wow is that a lot of time levelling up pokemon I don't even plan to use.

I got all the 4% pokemon including this fuck and there was no way in hell I was going to go after 1% Tauros so I decided to go to the gym and come back when I have Surf.

yeah yeah insert a twitch plays pokemon joke here

what is it because he uses outdated memes

the good rod can also catch magikarp so

no bill just hit on me

i bet he has a collection of dead bodies in his basement

Although once I read a creepypasta about 'Bill's Secret Garden' being where he frankensteins a bunch of humans and pokemon together for some reason

Deviantart creepypastas are something else

I never understood why there were a bunch of jugglers in here couldn't they have added ninja trainers or something?

couldnt you at least juggle shuriken or something

Animal tamers??? the fuck

nah im doing alright how bout you

wheres the rest of his ninja family

if there are ninja in the pokemon universe do they mean people do in fact assassinate others for money because i can see that being both easier and harder with pokemon around

I dunno, I think the true despair is the fact that the Poison type (the type itself, pretty much all of the good pokemon were dual type anyway) was almost worthless competitively until Gen 6

All Koga's pokemon can damage Sorrow since they all know Toxic by the way

those jokes about muks name

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fucking hell he got to level 69 by knocking out a pokemon named muk thats it im done this game is inappropriate confirmed

This Koffing is pretty much the exact same as the other one so I only took a picture of it losing all its hp

goes without saying this one has toxic and that i ohkod it anyway

RIP poison types they're ok I guess

you know what this means

time to go look for tauros im thrilled

i found THIS before i found a tauros

actually i found two shiny pokemon while in the Safari Zone. I found an exeggcute while looking for Kangaskhan but honestly I didn't give a shit cause I was reloading my saves whenever I didn't catch the 4% pokemon since I didn't want to be fucking broke by the end of this

but i caught this one cause i like shiny venomoth

eventually i did catch a tauros too

Finished Safari Zone haul ft. the shiny I did get

im like standing is this dude ok

What about the other two people on your turf though how come they get to stay

man kojima has changed a lot since he left konami

well i just cut a tree

but I get Fly in this area so whatever

I'm pretty sure it's probably cold right now but alright

All of them were thirsty

all of them

heres saffron though that means im done for the day