the only way i survived high school is planning my day out so that id fall asleep in the least important class. you gotta wait for the teacher you know is gonna be cool with you snoozing. soon as class starts, its time for me to plop my forehead on that cold desk. see, the cool teachers would just let me snooze the entire class period and not even bother me.
i actually had a seat right right next to the lights in my spanish class, and usually when youre the one sitting by the lights in a classroom, youre designated to turn them on and off when the teacher asks, right? nope. i was knocked out cold. you gotta forgive me, its senior year, 7 am, and six hours ago, i was probably not even home. and this teacher would just tell the kid in front of me to turn the lights off and theyd have to get up to do it, even though i was within not-getting-up reach. she was a goddess.
i dont know how i graduated